Have you ever looked at a really hot dude and thought I’d suck his dick with no hesitation if he asked me
mom: so how do you know this person?
me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*
those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever
why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month
WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC