how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it
"i’m dreaming of a white christmas" i sing to myself in the 30 degree australian heat
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"